Because Dirk grew up in the middle of the ocean, he is actually quite the fisherman and knows how to whip up some of the best sushi around. He and Jane can combine their culinary expertise to make one heck of a buffet.
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sometimes i remember
and i cant stop laughing to myself
my favourite line comes right after that
IF YOU’RE BROKE AS ME BUT STILL WANT TO GROSS PEOPLE OUT ON HALLOWEEN, HERE YA GO.
-SOME DARK EYESHADOW(black, greens and browns)
-SOME RED MAKEUP(lipstick, eyeshadow or whatever)
-2 HARD BIG BRUSH, 1 SMALL BRUSH, A MEDIUM SPONDGE(can be found at any hobby store. Take the cheapest you can find).
optional: powder brush and blue food dye.
Be super creative and make really gross wounds. To make it look deeper, just build up layers.
Rice and spaggeti can be used as worms and maggots.
Blitz means camera flash.
maybe if you came and fell asleep next to me I wouldn’t be so sad