Unfortunately... Life Sucks
homestuckfluffcanons:

Because Dirk grew up in the middle of the ocean, he is actually quite the fisherman and knows how to whip up some of the best sushi around. He and Jane can combine their culinary expertise to make one heck of a buffet.
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homestuckfluffcanons:

Because Dirk grew up in the middle of the ocean, he is actually quite the fisherman and knows how to whip up some of the best sushi around. He and Jane can combine their culinary expertise to make one heck of a buffet.

Suggested by anonymous

traceexcalibur:

wecansexy:

sometimes i remember 

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and i cant stop laughing to myself

my favourite line comes right after that

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bloody-dragon:

IF YOU’RE BROKE AS ME BUT STILL WANT TO GROSS PEOPLE OUT ON HALLOWEEN, HERE YA GO.


YOU NEED:

-WATER
-FLOUR
-TOILET PAPER
-SOME DARK EYESHADOW(black, greens and browns)
-SOME RED MAKEUP(lipstick, eyeshadow or whatever)
-FAKE BLOOD
-2 HARD BIG BRUSH, 1 SMALL BRUSH, A MEDIUM SPONDGE(can be found at any hobby store. Take the cheapest you can find).

optional: powder brush and blue food dye.

Be super creative and make really gross wounds. To make it look deeper, just build up layers.
Rice and spaggeti can be used as worms and maggots.

YOU’RE WELCOME.

Blitz means camera flash.

lill-ac:

maybe if you came and fell asleep next to me I wouldn’t be so sad

Every time it eat fast food I feel worthless :/

#fastfood #worthless
cestpapillon:

krampuslips:

foxes are the most important animals on earth

im going to keep reblogging this until it isn’t cute anymore

cestpapillon:

krampuslips:

foxes are the most important animals on earth

im going to keep reblogging this until it isn’t cute anymore