foxes are the most important animals on earth
im going to keep reblogging this until it isn’t cute anymore
ummmm fuck that part of the banana tho
The difference being that part of the banana tastes horrible.
"YOU’LL SUCK DICK BUT YOU WON’T EAT THE SLIGHTLY ROTTEN PART OF A BANANA?? WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU???"
How is this even a comparison? Is this person an idiot?
that part of the banana isn’t even rotten. it’s a buildup of suger and i love eating it.
“Filipino artist Noel Cruz transforms mass-produced dolls to create stunningly realistic one-of-a-kind figures of celebrities.”
ONE TWEET. THIS FIT IN ONE TWEET. IF YOU FUCK IT UP YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE.
I don’t know about you but cheese has drastically improved my life
"Family gatherings" aka "90% of the people here are racist"
"and claim to be none of these things"
"they’re just joking"
"you’re just going through a phase"
"you’ll get used to it"
"so do you have a boyfriend yet?"
My idea of heaven consists of all the things I would go to hell for.
This is actually the most accurate thing I’ve seen all day
there’s a DINOSAUR IN YOUR KITCHEN